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budotty: robotbekah: royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:17:54 -0400

robotbekah:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.

Headcanon accepted

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:15:25 -0400

Headcanon accepted

delirious-8iznasty: reaperbarbie: victoriaduchess: ambiehearts...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:14:51 -0400

delirious-8iznasty:

reaperbarbie:

victoriaduchess:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

oozingwithpotential:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

i’ll finally lose weight

omg yes

OH MY GOD PLEASE BE ON ANDROID PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Finally some motivation.

ladyavenger: no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:14:04 -0400

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

ou-est-le-vodka: need to kiss someone with their tongue split...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:13:18 -0400

ou-est-le-vodka:

need to kiss someone with their tongue split at least once in my life

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Sat, 18 May 2013 07:13:10 -0400

dual-scar: dual-scar: my favorite part of halloween is finding the fake spider decorations all...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:13:02 -0400

dual-scar:

dual-scar:

my favorite part of halloween is finding the fake spider decorations all over the house afterwards and getting scared of them for a split second

NOT A FAKE SPIDER DECORATION I REPEAT THIS WAS NOT A FAKE FUCKING SPIDER FUCKKFJDSFDSFDS

"I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is the way people look..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:12:27 -0400

“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is the way people look when they are lost in thought, when their face becomes angry or serious, when they bite their lip, the way they glance, the way they look down when they walk, when they are alone and smoking a cigarette, when they smirk, the way they half smile, the way they try and hold back tears, the way when their face says they want to say something but can’t, the way they look at someone they want or love… I love the way people look when they do these things. It’s… beautiful.”

- Clémence Poésy (via e-vaporate)

THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
(via txnk)

Ever thrown-up so hard that you got a nose bleed? Did it

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:10:13 -0400

Ever thrown-up so hard that you got a nose bleed?

Did it

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Sat, 18 May 2013 06:54:26 -0400

causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:54:04 -0400

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

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Sat, 18 May 2013 06:52:32 -0400

biowarefangirl: Poor Ser Pounce-a-Lot. He hated the Deep...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:52:04 -0400

biowarefangirl:

Poor Ser Pounce-a-Lot. He hated the Deep Roads.

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:51:49 -0400

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

victusinveritas: Deceptively Happy Opossum is Deceptively...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:50:57 -0400

victusinveritas:

Deceptively Happy Opossum is Deceptively Happy.

doubleleaf: would you kindly deliver them by hand

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:50:43 -0400

doubleleaf:

would you kindly deliver them by hand

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Sat, 18 May 2013 06:50:11 -0400

thegayloki: danglingthpider: rabioheab: rabioheab: i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:49:20 -0400

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate

rarely-important: iamtonysexual: thisisasupergoodidea: i8urpen...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:48:44 -0400

rarely-important:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

venerared: me ALWAYS

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:48:28 -0400

venerared:

me ALWAYS